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My sis Coki's webpage she did for class haha winner

Stone: Worst Album Covers Ever hahaaha

New York Songlines: Virtual Walking Tours of Manhattan Streets very cool site. If you live in nyc start out by checking out the street or avenue you live on. (i didnt know i lived 5 blocks away from the morgue [on 29th]) You'll find out history, trivia, and stuff you didn't know, like what the hell that thing in Union Square is:

"Stuff on wall, including steam and flashing numbers, constitute an art piece called Metronome. (The numbers are a 24-hour clock mirrored by a reverse 24-hour clock--they meet at noon and midnight.)"

Take My Reins, Please!- The fine art of pony play. hhaha. I first heard about pony play while watching hbo's "real sex" back in August, then it popped back into my head cause the last abnormal psych class was on fetishes. These ppl dress up like ponies and ACT like ponies. They're serious about it too. Hilarious. The link has an article of one guy's experience and has 2 fairly tame pictures, but you should google "pony play" for a good laugh.
"As a show pony, my job is to look as pretty as possible and to prance around a lot and get fawned over and fed sugar cubes. "

Spiders on Drugs

Virtual Prison Tour from the Florida Department of Corrections

The Smoking Gun: Archive I don't know. Looking at this picture kind of makes me feel bad for him. He looks like an emaciated grandmother. Go here for more celebrity mugshots

Perverted-Justice.com: Exposing wannabe perverts on the 'net. this is great. look at pictures of pervs who tried to pick up little kids online.search by area.(this guy youre linking to is from miami) also email them or call them. hahhahaha.niceee

Let them sing it for you interesting concept. i used to try to do this when i'd tape songs off the radio (way before mp3s and cd burning).takes about a minute to get going, but i made a song for you. about me. (keeping with the vanity theme this week.) then try making your own song

what u lookin at?



yeah i know i already posted this.shut up. i love this picture of baby creepy and manchi


I got creative with windows movie maker and made a short clip (15 secs) of Lola being evil

Corpses For Sale.

MSN Entertainment - Movies: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban yaaaaaaaaaaay watch the movie trailer --here's a better quality one

So i bought myself an early xmas present today, and I realized I could take movies---with sound!!--with my new digital camera. So naturally I made some movies of my dog. for your viewing pleasure

--i made the movies small so theyd be faster to download
--please let me know if the links don't work

The Authentic History Center: Let's "Slap Some Japs": The Music of World War II page 1 Go to the song "We're gonna have to slap the dirty little jap"

Production Notes for Picador Porky here we go. no download. just proves i'm not crazy and wasn't hearing things

The Authentic History Center This another good racist cartoon--"pair-o-dice" instead of paradise and an open mouthed slow dumb angel, and look who's allowed in at the end. yeah ok. I remember watching stuff like this growing up in the 80's. and there's still stuff on today that isnt censored--like just a few years ago I was randomly flipping through cartoon network and there was a warner brother's cartoon set in mexico where some mariachis were singing "la cucaracha" but it was the version that ends with "porque no tiene marijuana para fumar"---i'm trying to look for that one now

haha this looks awfully pervie. From the Cereal Characters Guide

Scrappy's Page This dog looks just like Lola!

The Authentic History Center: Bugs Battles The Axis: WWII in Cartoons page 1 this is less dorkier than it sounds, I swear! includes "Der Fuehrer's Face" with Donald Duck as a Nazi. Kind of disturbing hearing him say "heil Hitler" ahaha and plenty of Japanese racist stereotpes. Check out Popeye in "you're a sap mr. jap" complete with a catchy song

from the KKK's section FOR KIDS "But I know some really nice black people". how messed up are these people

awwwww! pet a virtual kitty haha i like how it's pupils dilate when you start moving the cursoraround. I'm gonna go see some real kitties today..yaayyy!

THE MEATRIX --peta has the same thing but the link leads to an eat no meat page. this original page leads to a support family farms page, and links to where you can get food from family farms. boooooo factory farming. also read fast food nation. i read it this summer it's pretty interesting

s.p.e.c.i.a.l.d.e.f.e.c.t.s. animation of a heart beating at different speeds...don't go here if youre the type of person who gets grossed out by looking at surgery. i just realized..it beats faster the closer you point your cursor to it.

Sabbatini, R.M.E.: The History of Lobotomy If you're looking for something morbid to read.Might make you sqeamish.

If you don't have time to look through headlines I've weeded out a few that made me laugh:

you made all my dreams come true....

awww this is just messed up (click next to see the rest of it)

ahahaaha loser

tee hee hee chicken nipples

male model

subliminal message



aghhh I can't find my favorite one of this creepy looking golden retriever

Alan Studowski : Please be my girlfriend Ahahhaa I love how this guy makes use of his cara de bobo (that deer caught in the headlights dumbass kind of look) to make us laugh. haha i havent finished looking at the whole site yet but I plan to soon.

Apparently today I took a ride in the "Rolling for Jesus" cab, with Philip Frabosino though I didn't know until I looked it up. I was able to snap one picture before my phone ran out of battery (grrrr why do I always forget to charge it when I need it most). As you can see, there is a lovely fall themed fake floral arrangement with a scooby doo hanging out from it. There was another similar floral arrangement under the visor on the passenger side, biblical quotes pasted on the head of the driver and passenger seat, a picture of his wife, Jodi or Judi and something written about how he doesn't take long trips because she doesn't like it, pamphlets in the back window (grr I shoulda taken some) and pictures of himself fishing on both sides of the backseat area. Apparently he like to fish in the east river. eww. Yeah anyway I get in his cab and he introduces himself and tells me how he is a preacher for the people or something and how many of his passengers become friends for life, and he offers me a candy or a cookie. Then he makes a call to some lady to order turkey and cheese for his wife. I heard the whole convo and it was pretty funny cause she had no idea who he was hahha yeah ok i guess you had to be there. that's it. sorry i will get better links soon. I've been looking, trust me I've got nothing better to do

NBC.com > The Tonight Show with Jay Leno > Headlines Very fun to look through when you're bored

create your own church sign

any man who wants to breastfeed his kid has got some unresolved childhood issues, but hey might as well put those man boobs to good use

"A woman cannot properly enjoy and nurture her child if she feels the father is resentful of the time and attention she gives the baby." wah wah wahhh whatever if your baby daddy's jealous of the baby you need to drop his needy sissy ass

I have ventured into javascript and created a random excuse generator for why I didn't go to class. (ok i didn't actually create it, but edited it whatever) All this on a day I actually didn't go to class. Very unproductive day.

ok i know i need to chill with the flash animations but whatever. here are a few of my fav's from Weebl and Bob, a cute lil British cartoon with unintelligible speech and an obsession with pie.

Magic cows
Hentai
Wee-lo



Oh yeah and here's Lola's head on a beauty queen's body
make her dance

another pointless flash animation..press letters on your keyboard cuz this kid's got an itch in his pants

create your own pee mail
here is one I created for your fine ass

inspirational i got too much asian stuff on my pages hahhaa

Something pointless and strange:
Strindberg+Helium: At Home with the Kids

Chin2 video
a classic

Hey everyone! This is where I'm gonna put links to stuff I find on the web that I find amusing, as well as links to cameraphone pics that I'm too lazy to put on my website just yet..enjoy, and email or IM me if u found anything I could add