Urban Legends Reference Pages: Toxin du jour (Brush with Death)

"Fecal matter gets onto toothbrushes through the act of our flushing toilets we have just defecated into. Small particles of what is being flushed away are aerosolized into tiny invisible droplets which are sprayed through the air at distances up to 20 feet away."
eww eww ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...this is the nastiest thing i have read in a long time...aerosolized crap..great. i store my toothbrush in the medicine cabinet--most of the time. but still, that means the entire bathroom is speckled with tiny particles of fecal matter. guess ill be doing some major cleaning tomorrow.

how do I swear in foreign languages from insults.net

yaaay my kind of site haha

check out lola in her new outifits handknit by me (i'm getting good huh? hahah)
oh and thanks Appreciante for being the first to sign my guestbook!! yaaayy

Aww google's search toolbar got all cute today with little hearts in the search background and hearts elsewhere take a look:

Commercials I Hate

I hate commercials too. More than this guy has on his site. But I'm glad I'm not the only one completely grossed out by the following commercial which he reviews:


"Lamisil: This summer I was severly disturbed by a commercial for a foot fungus medicine called Lamisil. The commercial features an evil animated foot fungus. He stands in front of a big toe, explaining that all he wants to do is to get into your nail bed.
He then RIPS the TOENAIL OFF of the toe. I was in bed when I saw this. I screamed like a woman and clutched the covers right off the bed.
Prying a toenail off of a big toe is NOT something nice people show on television. God DAMN this is some freaky shit. I just looked at the picture myself and I feel like I'm gonna barf. Who would show this to innocent people?"

Police Castle

i walked on 30th street from the east river to the hudson..cause im stupid i guess but anyway, on the way i saw this police station that looked like a castle...it was just weird...in the middle of manhattan..this picture doesnt do it justice but here's a little peek at it
---just looked on nysonglines and found this:
Tenderloin Station House
134-138: This medieval-looking fortress is the HQ of the NYPD's Traffic Control Division; it was built in 1907 as the 23rd Precinct Station House, and is now a designated landmark. (it was btwn 6th and 7th aves)--better picture of it here
if you want to track my journey today, take a look at30th street

My Creepy Valentine
haha i love these..don't forget to check out the 2nd page too

Ralph Wiggum Sound board

Hear Ralph speak

San Francisco Art Opening Photos

"Naked" sweater suits? i guess that would describe this...uhh..art...I originally found this here (OMGWTF) --pervvyyy family

Click the button to see my birthday pictures--Coki, Loni, and Bri came to visit me--there's a lot of pics of lola in the beginning; sorry bout that--my dad: "Pink cake looks like a meanie butterfly--sort of like "i'm Gumbi, dammit!""
also here are some pictures from my 21st bday last year at Tao and some from my 20th birthday at Asia de Cuba.

oooo just realized--it's the day before my birthday woooowooo!!

Creepy Clown Masks

Just what the link says.. here's freako the clown:

Jolly 3D

not for people who are scared of clowns haha..clown toy head spins around in the darkness..move your mouse around--it goes faster fasterfaaassstteeer--click it and there's a close up of his face and you can make him blink...completely pointless...

MulletJunky.com: MULL IT OVER

Go here to see pictures of people with mullets..yayyy...oooo this is one of my favorites: SEXYY haha
From the site: "Mullapervtino: The Mullestache, gold chain, and the fact he's standing naked touching himself in front of a Christmas Tree. I don't get it."

ooo i forgot..the other day i was out shopping in soho w/my cousin alexandra and some store (i think it was institut) was having a "James Brown goes to jail sale"....just thought i'd share

i bought a pair of "emu" boots 2 days ago that are like "Ugg"s and wondered "what's the difference??"...there pretty much is none besides the brand and the fact that the "Ugg" brand was trademarked shadily...UGG boots are generic for Australian sheep skin boots. boooo Deckers Corp:

"In Australia, and many other countries as well, Ugg boots (also spelt ug and ugh) are a style of boots that has been used generically for well over a hundred years. In 1984, an Australian formed an USA based company and managed to trademark this generic term.
[...]Deckers Outdoor Corporation and their subsidiary, UGG Holdings Inc. have been threatening legal action against companies that continue to use the generic words to describe the Australian icon, ugg boots
[...]Westhaven Industries, a non-profit organization, which employs 65 intellectually disabled people to make ugg boots at its factory in Dubbo, Australia, have also been threatened with legal action. "We have been selling sheepskin products for 30 years, long before ugg boots became trendy in America, and to have to give up the name is just ridiculous," Mr. Sullivan, production manager, said."It's like registering the name sneakers – it's a generic term that everyone uses.""
click the link above to read more... also saveouraussieicon.com

found at findadeath.com which also has this which goes nicely with my headless santa post

Headless Santa

Took this pic of a headless Santa outside the Eckerd's on us1 and 80th st over the holidays in Miami. Wouldn't this creep little kids out?